neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

(via pritchimightbe)

pritchimightbe:

mothercheng:

zultanmalik:

michaelstripper:

puberty is his bitch

Oh honey

He looks like he’s hair dyes bitch

apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

(via patroclusdear)

sergeantsarcasm:

Because America values athletes more than scholars. 

sergeantsarcasm:

Because America values athletes more than scholars. 

(Source: obamaflakes, via pritchimightbe)

thiscolourblue:

officer-meekins:

Bird Music

This is how they write Jazz

(Source: 69kmh, via patroclusdear)

(Source: sandandglass, via lunsfuhd)

engage-with-zorp:

I literally can’t believe this.

(Source: vine.co)

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

(via geothebio)

moynmoyn:

wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.

(Source: nickimlnaj, via emmazingemma)

allthingseurope:

Mykonos, Greece (by Chris of the World ♥ ~)

macrolit:

Martin Chuzzlewit, Charles Dickens

vinegod:

Whenever I play Monopoly by Alphonso McAuley

(via spookyoperaghost)