Lookin hella fly for my birthday #18thbday

Lookin hella fly for my birthday #18thbday

Tags: 18thbday

tush:


"My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem."

tush:

"My wife didn’t appreciate my fridge magnet poem."

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davidfbello:

“keep the change, ya filthy animal”

davidfbello:

“keep the change, ya filthy animal”

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So delicate Flowergirls by Lim Zhi Wei / Love Limzy, Malaysian artist.

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disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

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equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

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caesaretluna:

soulessspinelesssenseless:

destieloquent:

clannyphantom:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

my throat is sore maybe ur dick could soothe it



Of course, supernatural gets pulled into this

STORY TIME: when i was in hospital some years ago there was this waaaay too attractive doctor and something was wrong with one of those heart rate whatever things on my breast and he had to put it back in place and when he turned the monitor back on my heart beat was soooo fast and he stared at the monitor and than back at me and it was just awkward.

caesaretluna:

soulessspinelesssenseless:

destieloquent:

clannyphantom:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

my throat is sore maybe ur dick could soothe it

Of course, supernatural gets pulled into this

STORY TIME: when i was in hospital some years ago there was this waaaay too attractive doctor and something was wrong with one of those heart rate whatever things on my breast and he had to put it back in place and when he turned the monitor back on my heart beat was soooo fast and he stared at the monitor and than back at me and it was just awkward.

(Source: shotquns, via iamsherlokid)

  • Male author: I guess women are people
  • Fans: I CAN'T STOP CRYING, THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE!

I spit ill shit on a fucking daily.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Queen Elizabeth photobombing a selfie at the Commonwealth Games.[jaydetaylor]

tastefullyoffensive:

Queen Elizabeth photobombing a selfie at the Commonwealth Games.

[jaydetaylor]

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wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

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accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

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